1. CRAZY GUY - Prophet of Doom ++++ 2. DR. JIM SMITH - Scientist and Doomsday Skeptic ++++ 3. ELEANOR SHAWCROSS - Local TV Weather Presenter and Jim’s Sister-in-Law ++++ 4. LUCY SMITH - Jim’s Wife and Soccer Mom ++++ 5. PETER & MARY CUCKOO - Pod People and/or Mormons

1. DR. HENRY “OHIO” SMITH - Jim’s Brother and Extraordinary Research Fellow at Miskatonic University ++++ 2. LADY LYDIA THATCH - Ohio’s Research Assistant (The only Librarian that packs a Luger) ++++ 3. ARCHIBALD REECE - Administrator of the Doomsday Clock, and many far more illegal government projects ++++ 4. XAVIER BROADER - Astronomy Intern and Full-Time Slacker ++++ 5. LIEUTENANT KRISTEL KIRK - Pilot and Shuttle Astronaut

1. DR. GROVER JEFFERSON - Asteroid Supremo ++++ 2. PRESIDENT CHET I. ALLEN - Leader of the Free World ++++ 3. FRANK B. IBBERT - Secretary of State and Presidential Babysitter ++++ 4. GENERAL TAB HANNIGAN - US Air Force Chief of Staff ++++ 5. ZEEK SANDLER - TV Cameraman

1. GROUP CAPTAIN LEONARD TULIP - An RAF exchange officer ++++ 2. GENERAL TIBERIUS B. STRANGLER - Commander of Area 21 Military Base and certifiable nutjob ++++ 3. ROSEMARY SMITH - 13 year old daughter of Jim and Lucy Smith ++++ 4. JIMMY SMITH - 10 year old son of Jim and Lucy ++++ 5. FINCH- Chief Porter and Creature Wrangler of Miskatonic University

1. MORTIMER ‘MORT’ BLACK - The best lawnmower salesman in south eastern Utah ++++ 2. BUBBA ROACH - Trucker and alien abductee ++++ 3. FATHER MATTHEW ROSSELLI - The only man who can fight the Anti-Christ (God help us…) ++++ 4. SISTER ABSENTIA - Kung-Fu Nun ++++ 5. CARDINAL CORLEONE- The terrifying head of Oculus Dei (Vatican Secret Service)

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